A few small things to remember by. A room in a house on a street called Borstal. A windmill visible on the hill up the road, squat and dark, like black-stained wood. A giraffe called Orelie. Amy fucking a chicken. Reading. Cheese, unpasturised and smelt from across the road, a sweet oily stench. Gluten-free bread that was bread-like, edible and wonderfully tasty. Fresh mussels (I am remiss in not eating Oysters). The beach, the waterfront, the harbour, the coast, all those words that miss where the wind hits sharp across my face, stinging pricks of rain. The groins also, and the tiny plant islands contained within each, sheltered from the wind. Yes, the wind also. The walk down narrow, muddy, tree-shrouded paths between beach and house, and the mold streaked concrete railway bridge, from the top all this was visible. I’m forgetting now, already. The train that sped me away, the airport, the airport, waiting, reading, arriving, Berlin at night. My heart has been taken by a hobo baker.


the beach to seasalter

Avoiding rain by staying in bed with cups of tea, chocolate, various cheeses of distinct smelliness, perhaps to have arisen early when the sky was lifting. Bedeckt is the German word for overcast, it sounds as if something has been nailed down across the sky. We prepare to leave, the greyness lowers, a pause for more tea.

Outside is cold and sharp. I confess to a delirious addiction to this, and so we walk again through the paths towards the dyke huts – which really are – and this time west, towards London, or at least the muddier and less exposed parts of the Thames estuary. The groins are full of a slapping tide, not yet ready to fall as it is pushed onshore by the wind. The sky hangs with pendulous black clouds amidst the untidy grey, not infrequently disposing of its load upon us.

Further west. Faversham, where we have not reached nor will this week is home to the Islands’ largest repository of apple trees. I’ve been reading about these and their Kazakhstan history in Wildwood. The sky hands lower, just to walk a little further to the lone dark wood house at the end of this curve of the pebble and stone strewn beach. Seagulls swarm and wheel above, hovering on the north wind, gathering in ever larger crowds, waiting. The tide retreats some more, a flat gravelly island comes out of the water and here they dive towards.

We turn back, a vast dark occlusion stalks above us, walking the beach it stings, pricks, strikes, tries to blow us over. A delight in the shock of feral elements normally seen from within somewhere safe, inside, though glass. We decide in our wetness though, the third time in three days we find ourselves in this state, to walk home along the road. Almost lost, not sure if it will lead us astray. The yellow traffic diversion signs and a street name, Joy Lane, lead us back to food, chocolate, my last night in Whitstable.


alleys, a pirate shack…

Alleys for fishermen and harbour girls. The greyness creates a completely different light here and sounds from the distance travel through silence to arrive. I wandered along the street behind the waterfront, back of houses that line it, narrow alleys and paths, some unchanged for decades, others merely retaining the route while on both sides nothing from history remains.

Squeezegut Alley I stumbled into from the wrong, unmarked direction. It looked like an interesting gap between two buildings, worn enough to not merely be the disused path to empty an outhouse by. I found myself later approaching it from the other direction, off the high street and discovered what along the beach feels far east from town, from the other end is near the centre of the main road.

More wandering through alleys and other streets, some hours spent in a bookshop, acquiring Tipping the Velvet for a couple of pounds, more hours in a café reading most of Lighthousekeeping until deciding to finish daylight with another stroll along Tankerton beach. Fresh mussels with my Hobo for dinner.


further along the beach… and a castle

Another walk yesterday, after two hours of yoga, inadvertently, I just pottered through things I haven’t done for a while, and set off a while after along the waterfront again, past the harbour and then further, wandering Tankerton Beach, The Street still buried under an shallow tide, beach huts barred and locked for the week and for winter, the yacht club also, more singing of rigging on aluminium masts, and eventually reaching the far east end of the beach, where a large green sign, much hacked at announces, ‘naturism is not condoned on this beach’. Turning around, walking back, a brisk wind chilling one eye in its socket, then up the hill to Whitstable Castle, not as impressive as its name, and sitting for a while, the sea wind biting fingers to numbness, four days of clear sky losing to a haze of cloud stealing in, and so to find my Hobo as the sky loses its life, darkness and wind and her for company.


along the beach…

I went for a walk yesterday, in search of fish and seafood for dinner, but arrived too late, too much time dawdling along the coast under a cold blue sky and chill wind. More of the same today I expect, without visiting the fish market though.

oysters, cheese, snowing somewhat

The customs inspector at Flughaven Tegel was most concerned at my obvious overstaying of the three month tourist visa, stamped efficiently into my passport in early July, but rather more smiling and good-natured once I produced with a flourish, my as-yet unfolded ‘fictional’ visa acquired from the Ausländer office on armistice day. I was though, still unsure until the smiles continued and a new stamp was ratcheted into my passport and I was waved on into customs, whether this ‘fictional’ visa would allow for happy traveling within Schengen countries without being banned forever and shipped south.

It was still dark and snowing, so I amused my neighbours in the exit row aisle where there was not the expected extra legroom, by falling asleep and possibly drooling, sometime later arriving in sunny London. And so on the tube to Victoria, via several changes due to construction, and from there just catching the 10:33 to Ramsgate, ‘this train will split at Faversham the front four carriages going to Ramsgate, the rear four carriages going to Dover Priory’, uuhhh… not for getting a recital of this including the intervening stations, and to make sure you are in the correct carriage, mine being ‘2 of 8’, even after the split at Faversham, and plonked onto a deserted platform, wind cutting and sun occasionally covered by swift clouds.

Whitstable, home of oysters since the Romans, a farmer’s market, much cheese and other local produce, fresh seafood and fish, stoney beaches and mudflats, the Neptune pub, setting for Tipping the Velvet which I think I should read, and I am staying with my delightful Hobo on a road to a Borstal.

Ten days here, a reprieve from Berlin where I think the grey was driving me slowly insane, and all the other attending worries and anxieties. Little to do here except wander the beaches and woods, cook and eat, read many books from my Hobo’s shelves.

Yesterday a wandering east along the coast, we could go all the way to London, through the groins, past what I have called the Dyke Huts, and further, the sea dark and calm, wind turbines in the distance, then returning as far as the harbour, fishing boats resting in the mud, the tide out and a glimpse of sea visible below the entrance, the high-water line far above their decks, and all the way accompanied by the singing of yachts’ mast riggings. Bread and cheese, apple cider, wandering home in the dark.


ich werde pirat

Saturday morning I shall rise at an unfortunately early hour and stumble towards Flughaven Tegel. I hope I go the right direction. And from there to England, where I’ve never been other than extended stopovers at Heathrow, at least two I can recall though likely I’ve blocked the rest out. This time I shall leave the airport and hope my ability to find my way to Victoria Station does not desert me, and on to home of Oysters, near to Chaucer and Marlowe, I’m sure also famed for other events of history, Whitstable.

Ten days of eating, sleeping, reading books, cooking, umm… walking or running along beaches or through the woods, afternoons to Canterbury, try to avoid toppling off the cliffs, umm… other things also, all with my delightful hobo. Yes, this pirate courtesan is going on an adventure.

China’s ‘gray’ publishing

This article on That’s Magazines explore the vile legal world of publishing in China.

Shanghai. (Interfax-China) – A potential dispute is on the horizon between China’s leading English language magazines and their Chinese publisher, highlighting the dangers and difficulties associated with publishing in the country. The That’s titles are a series of city magazines, similar to Time Out, which are published in Beijing, Guangzhou, and Shanghai, with city circulation figures in the tens of thousands. The That’s Chinese publisher has launched a rival title, that directly infringes on the That’s brand name, as well as duplicating content.

Due to the nature of this business, the Chinese publisher believes and would appear to be within its rights to undertake such actions.

In 1998, Klau and Benedict (Gao Bang Enterprise Consulting Co. Ltd.) launched an English language magazine in Shanghai focused on introducing expatriates and foreign tourists to the city and its culture. The magazine, titled That’s Shanghai, has since become one of most well known English publications in China. Consequently, the appearance this year of a new magazine publishing under the That’s brand name without having first consulted Klau and Benedict has led market observers to predict a dispute is in the making. Adding more intrigue is the fact that this new magazine, titled That’s China, is being published by Klau and Benedict’s Chinese partner.

The whole article is well worth a read for encapsulating everything that is dodgy in the Chinese world of intellectual property and copyright.

Tarantino and the pirates of China

Cannes Film Festival opened today, with three films from China in the Feature Films sections, two actors, Maggie Cheung and Zhang Ziyi on the Ones to Watch List and the hot pre-opening forum was that favourite of everyone who makes a buck off artists, piracy.

With paranoid doomsday predictions from among others the masters of virus, worm and spam research Microsoft, and unrealistic remedies including digital ‘tattooing’ one person seemed to manage a pragmatic response devoid of the hysteria of the accounting department which made up the bulk of the forum. Cannes jury president, Kill Bill Tarantino, whose oeuvre is one long essay on intellectual piracy had this to say about those nasty swashbucklers:

On one hand, this is a business. … You need to have a healthy industry,” the director said. But he condoned the fact that pirated copies of his film “Pulp Fiction” circulate in China, where it would not otherwise be released, and said he is grateful that certain rare movies not available from legit routes can be found on bootleg copies. “I would be a liar if I was to say, across the board, no piracy.

And as for the movies, 张艺谋 Zhang Yimou’s martial arts epic 十面埋伏 Shi Mian Mai Fu House of Flying Daggers is in the “Out of Competition” section, Chang Cheh’s 1971 classic San Duk Bei Do The New one-Armed Swordsman is in the Cannes Classics section, and the movie I’ve been waiting for, 王家卫 Wong Kar Wai’s ‘sequel’ to In the Mood for love the sci-fi 2046 is in the main competition. Actor 张曼玉 Maggie Cheung is back again in 2046, hoping for an award after missing out last time around in In the Mood for Love, and shampoo-ad model 章子怡 Zhang Ziyi is in both this and House of Flying Daggers. All movies available at your local government-sponsored DVD pirate shop today (Cannes special on all three).