I was up in Hamburg on Thursday, there and back in 12 hours, saw very little except Großneumarkt (and all of Frohstoff and the wonderful mob there) a glimpse of Elbphilharmonie, and quite a bit of Hamburg Hauptbahnhof. Totally could live there, port city and all.
Last night here. Full day, saying goodbye to Onyx and Kiesia, writing, climbing, hours with Paea, minutes in Melbourne Museum Bunjilaka, hours with Emile, then travelling home.
Naarm Panorama at Night, from North Melbourne Station
Woop-woop! That’s the sound of da police.
Woop-woop! That’s the sound of da beast.
Yes, that’s a 1976 Porsche 911 SC Targa with its blues bolted to the b-pillar (twos are up the front, inboard from the low-slung fog lamps), plus a rough as guts wingnut for fine adjustment. Where its racing number should be, there’s a ‘SOS 901’, and it’s got a huge hazard orange stripe on its bonnet, which (I think) marks it as federal police, along with the white exterior.
I was pretty blasted after a couple of hours Ferrari-ing, and really didn’t do this glorious work of art justice in my photos, but because I’m in Mode: Hoonage! lately, here are some stats: It’s a rear-wheel drive (duh!) 3-litre flat 6, putting down a not-unimpressive for what it was 231 bhp, to mow down classy international thieves on the Belgian equivalent of the Autobahn at 242 km/h. The back seat (and I’m using that term loosely) was mostly replaced by a crate of emergency gear. As for why a Targa over, say, a normal 911, this was so the passenger cop could stand up, turn around, grab the massive b-pillar, and wave instructions at the following cars. Seriously. That’s why Targa.
After a couple of hours of Autoworld Brussels’ Ferrari 70 Years madness — where I spent an unholy amount of lust on the F40 (yes, Frances, yes, ‘Brutal’) — I was looking for a quick digestif in the form of a GT40. Who’d’a known Autoworld … Rotates. Its autos.
Not me.
No GT40 for you, Mme Frances. How about a Porsche 906? In the exact same spot? How about fuck, yeah?
’60s sci-fi dreaming of a future they got and we didn’t. My, this is a pretty set of wheels. And it’s road legal. Yay to FIA’s homologation rules giving us something this bonkers you could drive to the shop in for morning milk. How about some stats to go with the smell of victory?
This is chassis-number 906-128, with the racing number 148, under which it won the Targa Florio on May 8, 1966, driven by Willy Mairesse (Belgium) and Herbert Müller (Switzerland). It’s a rear-wheel drive, 2 litre, flat-6, putting down 210 bhp at 8000 rpm for a top speed of 280 km/h, and weighs a mere 580kg. It looks like something from the Jetsons, if the Jetsons were brawlers and Jane ditched George. I like very much how the two times I’ve been to Autoworld, they’ve populated this one spot with automotive mayhem. Porsche 906, for when my other car is a GT40.
I was flying into Chicago at night
Watching the lake turn the sky into blue-green smoke
The sun was setting to the left of the plane
And the cabin was filled with an unearthly glow
In 27-D, I was behind the wing
Watching landscape roll out like credits on a screen
The earth looked like it was lit from within
Like a poorly assembled electrical ball
As we moved out of the farmlands into the grid
The plan of a city was all that you saw
And all of these people sitting totally still
As the ground raced beneath them, thirty-thousand feet down
It took an hour, maybe a day
But once I really listened the noise just fell away
Stratford-On-Guy, Exile in Guyville,
Liz Phair
Flying into Tegel from Brussels yesterday evening, north of Berlin. I sat in 20-F, the sun coming in over my right shoulder, as we cut a giant curve from the Berliner Ring to turn back west, I sang, “… As we moved out of the farmlands into the grid …”.
These lyrics. How she sings them. Just my regular reminder to self that after 24 years Liz Phair's Exile in Guyville is still one of the best albums ever.
I only went to Autoworld Brussels’ Ferrari 70 Years to see the F40, so I could make a post quoting Kathryn from Iain Banks’ novel, The Business. I worked it all out in my head in the middle of the night. I would photograph the mad rear wing with ‘F40’ on it and have that right below, “‘I never drove the F40.’ He sounded like a disappointed schoolboy. ‘What’s it like?’ ‘Brutal.’” Brutal. I thought I was so fucking clever. It was worth it.
But if you’re coming here looking to perv on an F40, you’re in the wrong place: the F40 got its own, brutal gallery post, plus an extra special post ’cos it’s just so bonkers. You can find it here though, in the background of at least seven photos, if you’re desperate for some rear wing action; playing Spot the F40 is going to keep youse happy if all the rest of Ferrari hoonage does not.
I like the smell of Autoworld. I like the smell of cars and engines, fuel, brake fluid, oil and other lubricants and hydrocarbons, and the smell of all that being roasted and cooked when it gets raced. The biggest disappointment was no open engine bays. I could tolerate the lack of access to gated shifters — at least there’s glass to look through, but all those glorious engines and transmissions hidden away under metal and composite? Nope. I also wanted more supercars of the Enzo, LaFerrari or FXX K type — and they really should have just called it FUC K and be done with it. Ferrari FUC K. Probably more of a Lamborghini name. Also more track hoonage. Yes, it’s only 45 or so cars, but I’m petty and love seeing GTs slammed and grimed. I got some of my jollies with the burning yellow 430 GT 3 Scuderia and more with the intimidating red-and-white striped 308 GTB4. Also the silver Ecurie Francochamps 250 GT SWB with fat yellow number circles, which had pride of place in the hall.
I always — obviously — associate Ferrari with the colour red, Italian Rosso Corsa. It’s as beautiful and recognisable as British Racing Green or Bleu de France (of course Germany’s colour is silver, which is why I only remember it as an absence of colour amidst these other three). But Ferrari also does an unholy yellow, a black like the existential void itself, and occasionally, infrequently, sublime metallic browns, blues, and silvers, more often in the ’50s and ’60s, but occasionally returning later, like on the Testarossa with its ’80s dark, metallic steel-grey idea of a science-fiction future. And all this colour is so dense and deep. Light doesn’t bounce off the surface, it goes through the layers and comes back changed. It’s one of the signifiers of high-end cars, this paintwork, like the difference between laminate wood flooring and butchering an endangered, 1000 year-old Kauri for planks.
On light, Autoworld is a vast, arched, skeletal hanger full of natural light. Most of this is diffuse, and with the exception of some pockets on the wings, ridiculously easy to photograph in. The Ferrari exhibition though, at the far end where all the windows are curtained off, relies on artificial light, and being Ferrari, that meant bombing all that paintwork and metal with red LEDs, which rotated through a faintly sick yellow and lugubrious blue. Lucky, enough natural light flooded in, but it occurred to me that unlike art museums, where — in the best examples — light is so sensitively considered as to allow the work itself to be seen as it is, car museums seem to take the post-techno rave / chill-out room approach to lighting, as if all this monstrous and awesome machine art is in need of a boost. Which human eyes amazingly can adapt for, but cameras tend to freak out. So the reds sometimes look like a bloodbath dipped in a bloodbath, and the yellows lost all hope.
Unlike my usual museum-ing — which I admit has gotten way out of hand, and I’ve been trying to find ways to reel in while still giving large collections their due — I decided to do little to no editing of the photos. For a long time I’ve been committed to the camera doing the work, but accepting the necessity of post-processing to deal with lens distortion and off-kilter stuff, along with sometimes painstaking cleanup of glare and colour balance. Here, I’ve done some minor, rapid colour adjustments (yellows, I’m looking at you), on some photos, and left it at that. I’m not claiming the results are faithful to Ferrari or the museum, but it’s more-or-less what my camera and I grabbed on the day.
Speaking of yellow, the Dino 246 GT rotating on a turntable is beyond glorious, and I might even have designs on coveting it more than the F40. But the car that impressed on me the truly hellish nature of Ferrari and these kind of cars in general is the deep metallic night-blue 275 GTS from 1965, first owned by Raquel Welch. It’s a front-engined convertible, with a V-12 throwing out 260 bhp at 7000 rpm to the rear wheels for a top speed of 250 km/h. The photos don’t really convey how diminutive and delicate it is, a rag-top roof with seats that barely come up to shoulder-height, slung low on wide tires, how easy would it be for those rear wheels to cut loose and utterly destroy driver and car. “250km/h in that!” I laughed nervously. I’m still looking at it, 250 km/h an hour in that. It strikes me that the kind of driver capable of doing that to a car would never attempt it (outside one of those ‘… controlled conditions …’ type warning prefaces), and the kind of driver who would, has no idea what they’re getting themselves into. Glorious hoonage.
Autoworld Brussels: Ferrari 70 Years — 1: 206 GT Dino, 1967
Autoworld Brussels: Ferrari 70 Years — 2: 206 GT Dino, 1967 (detail)
Autoworld Brussels: Ferrari 70 Years — 3: 206 GT Dino, 1967 (detail)
Autoworld Brussels: Ferrari 70 Years — 4: 348 TS, 1989–1993
Autoworld Brussels: Ferrari 70 Years — 5: 348 TS, 1989–1993 (detail)
Autoworld Brussels: Ferrari 70 Years — 6: Dino 246 GT, 1969–1977
Autoworld Brussels: Ferrari 70 Years — 7: Dino 246 GT, 1969–1977 (detail)
Autoworld Brussels: Ferrari 70 Years — 8: Dino 246 GT, 1969–1977 (detail)
Autoworld Brussels: Ferrari 70 Years — 9: A bunch of Ferraris with a Dino 246 GT in the background
Autoworld Brussels: Ferrari 70 Years — 10: Two rows of Ferraris
Autoworld Brussels: Ferrari 70 Years — 11: F40, 1987
Autoworld Brussels: Ferrari 70 Years — 12: 166 Inter Touring, 1948–1950
Autoworld Brussels: Ferrari 70 Years — 13: 166 Inter Touring, 1948–1950 (detail)
Autoworld Brussels: Ferrari 70 Years — 14: 166 Inter Touring, 1948–1950 (detail)
Autoworld Brussels: Ferrari 70 Years — 15: 1950s and 1960s Ferraris
Autoworld Brussels: Ferrari 70 Years — 16: 275 GTS, 1964–1965
Autoworld Brussels: Ferrari 70 Years — 17: 275 GTS, 1964–1965 (detail)
Autoworld Brussels: Ferrari 70 Years — 18: 275 GTS, 1964–1965 (detail)
Autoworld Brussels: Ferrari 70 Years — 19: 275 GTB, 1964–1966
Autoworld Brussels: Ferrari 70 Years — 20: 275 GTB, 1964–1966 (detail)
Autoworld Brussels: Ferrari 70 Years — 21: 250 GT Spyder, 1958–1063 (detail)
Autoworld Brussels: Ferrari 70 Years — 22: FXX K (model), 2015–present
Autoworld Brussels: Ferrari 70 Years — 23: 500 Superfast, 1964–1966
Autoworld Brussels: Ferrari 70 Years — 24: 500 Superfast, 1964–1966 (detail)
Autoworld Brussels: Ferrari 70 Years — 25: 250 GT Lusso, 1958–1960
Autoworld Brussels: Ferrari 70 Years — 26: 250 GT Lusso, 500 Superfast, 250 GT Spyder, 275 GTB, 275 GTS
Autoworld Brussels: Ferrari 70 Years — 27: 430 GT 3 Scuderia, 2010
Autoworld Brussels: Ferrari 70 Years — 28: 430 GT 3 Scuderia, 2010 (detail)
Autoworld Brussels: Ferrari 70 Years — 29: 308 GTB4, and 430 GT 3 Scuderia
Autoworld Brussels: Ferrari 70 Years — 30: Ferrari motorsport
Autoworld Brussels: Ferrari 70 Years — 31: 308 GTB4, 1978
Autoworld Brussels: Ferrari 70 Years — 32: 308 GTB4, 1978 (detail)
Autoworld Brussels: Ferrari 70 Years — 33: 308 GTB4, 1978 (detail)
Autoworld Brussels: Ferrari 70 Years — 34: 308 GTB4, 1978 (detail)
Autoworld Brussels: Ferrari 70 Years — 35: 308 GTB4, 1978 (detail)
Autoworld Brussels: Ferrari 70 Years — 36: 288 GTO, 1984–1987 (detail)
Autoworld Brussels: Ferrari 70 Years — 37: 250 GTO, 1962–1963 (detail)
Autoworld Brussels: Ferrari 70 Years — 38: 250 GTO, 1962–1963 (detail)
Autoworld Brussels: Ferrari 70 Years — 39: 250 GTO, 1962–1963
Autoworld Brussels: Ferrari 70 Years — 40: 250 GTO, 1962–1963 (detail)
Autoworld Brussels: Ferrari 70 Years — 41: 250 GTO, 1962–1963 (detail)
Autoworld Brussels: Ferrari 70 Years — 42: 365 GTB Daytona, 1968–1973
Autoworld Brussels: Ferrari 70 Years — 43: Testarossa, 1984
Autoworld Brussels: Ferrari 70 Years — 44: Testarossa, 1984 (detail)
Autoworld Brussels: Ferrari 70 Years — 45: Testarossa, 1984 (detail)
Autoworld Brussels: Ferrari 70 Years — 46: Testarossa, 1984 (detail)
Autoworld Brussels: Ferrari 70 Years — 47: Testarossa, 1984 (detail)
Autoworld Brussels: Ferrari 70 Years — 48: Testarossa, 1984 (detail, interior and gated shifter)
Autoworld Brussels: Ferrari 70 Years — 49: 512 BB, 1976–1981 (detail)
Autoworld Brussels: Ferrari 70 Years — 50: 512 BB, 1976–1981 (detail)
Autoworld Brussels: Ferrari 70 Years — 51: 512 BB, 1976–1981
Autoworld Brussels: Ferrari 70 Years — 52: 250 GT SWB, 1960
Autoworld Brussels: Ferrari 70 Years — 53: 250 GT SWB, 1960 (detail)
Autoworld Brussels: Ferrari 70 Years — 54: 250 GT SWB, 1960 (detail)
Autoworld Brussels: Ferrari 70 Years — 55: 250 GT SWB, 1960 (detail)
Autoworld Brussels: Ferrari 70 Years — 56: 250 GT SWB, 1960 (detail)
Autoworld Brussels: Ferrari 70 Years — 57: 250 GT SWB, 1960
Autoworld Brussels: Ferrari 70 Years — 58: A bunch of Ferraris, centred on the 250 GT SWB
Autoworld Brussels: Ferrari 70 Years — 59: A row of 1970s and 1980s Ferraris
Autoworld Brussels: Ferrari 70 Years — 60: 308 GTS, 1977–1980
Autoworld Brussels: Ferrari 70 Years — 61: 308 GTS, 1977–1980
Autoworld Brussels: Ferrari 70 Years — 62: 308 GTS, 1977–1980 (detail, with F40 in the background)
Autoworld Brussels: Ferrari 70 Years — 63: 512 BB, 1976–1981
Autoworld Brussels: Ferrari 70 Years — 64: 348 Spider, 1995 (detail, interior and gated shifter)
Autoworld Brussels: Ferrari 70 Years — 65: 348 Spider, 1995 (detail)
Autoworld Brussels: Ferrari 70 Years — 66: 348 Spider, 1995 (detail)
Autoworld Brussels: Ferrari 70 Years — 67: 348 Spider, 1995 (detail)
Autoworld Brussels: Ferrari 70 Years — 68: 550 Maranello WSR, 2000 (detail)
Autoworld Brussels: Ferrari 70 Years — 69: 550 Maranello WSR, 2000 (detail)
Autoworld Brussels: Ferrari 70 Years — 70: 550 Maranello WSR, 2000 (detail)
Autoworld Brussels: Ferrari 70 Years — 71: 550 Maranello WSR, 348 Spider, 512 BB, Mondail 8, F40 in background
Autoworld Brussels: Ferrari 70 Years — 72: 360, 1999–2005
Autoworld Brussels: Ferrari 70 Years — 73: 360, Testarossa, 512 BB, and a row of Ferraris
I admit, if it had been Lamborghini 54 Years, I’d have been way more excited than Autoworld Brussels’ Ferrari 70 Years. But I’m in Brussels, and Brussels has a car museum, and it’s been a while since I visited the church/temple/synagogue/mosque of hoonage. Plus there was a pretty high likelihood I’d get to see what all the fuss was about with those F40s.
There were plenty of pretty cars, from the curves of the ’60s to the wedges of the ’70s, the hyperbole of the ’80s, and the mad angles since then. All that’s for another post (as are the pair of oddities I saw in the revolving motorsport collection — no GT40 this time!). This one’s for the red, 1987 F40.
Ferrari doesn’t stir much enthusiasm in me. They strike me as the province of rich show-offs who aspire to being classy, but don’t get that in that price range, there is no classy, it’s all about fucking arrogance. Hence my love of Lamborghini. But hoons seem to have a requirement to love the F40. Like the GT40, it wasn’t until I saw it there that I really got it. They’re kinda similar, both hammers in search of a nail: for the GT40 that was Le Mans; for the F40, it’s not so succinct. Maybe to say that as Enzo Ferrari’s last car it had to represent Ferrari the man and auto designer and Ferrari his company.
It’s a beautiful, rough, violent, messy masterpiece. It’s fucking terrifying. It’s the kind of car that would kill you way before the limit, if it hadn’t already rattled you apart with its spartan expression of engineering. I would do quite a few questionable things for a passenger seat.
The park exists because the new Bundesnachrichtendienst buildings want a clear line of sight. The park exists because it’s a sliver of left-over land through which the south branch of the Panke Canal runs, briefly above ground before being returned to it’s tunnel until it’s spat into the Spree by Bertold-Brecht Str. There is another momentary surfacing behind Deutsches Theater where it dog-legs between the buildings. I have never seen this. It seems to do some right angles to surface in a gully along Schwarzer Weg as well. I think of the Panke as my canal, flowing as it does just beyond the buildings of Uferstudios when I lived in the Uferhallen. I’d always wanted to see where the Südpanke went, but it seemed only underground. Not at all. Between the Spree and BND it flows through a narrow park, one side wetland, the other promenade. Justine showed it to me today as we walked from Naturkundemuseum to Uferhallen, following the stream.