bird flu

I’ve had Bird Flu for the last few days, I know because I checked the symptoms on the internet, and it’s definitely Bird Flu. I thought it might have been SARS, but I had that in 2003, and remember being the vector for Hong Kong, Toronto, and a few other cities, and this was different. I thought it might have been Malaria, Ebola, or the Black Plague, but decided on Bird Flu because I like to be topical and have the latest maladies before all my friends. Black Plague was quite tempting though in a Renaissance, Baroque, London 1666 Year of the Beast Apocalypse kind of way.