陈莉莉 chen lili – the face of plastic surgery

Someone said to me, “lesbians are so 90s; trannys are where it’s at now”, and I thought, “eeeee!!! once again I am fashion!”. Anyway, 陈莉莉 Chen Lili, China’s transsexual answer to Korea’s Harisu is now the “image ambassador” of the Plastics Division at a hospital in Fuzhou. I guess that’s in reply to Harisu advertising UFT tampons last year. She was also doing some karaoke at “相约‘三八’ 见证美丽” “meet on women’s day to witness beauty”… yeah, the translation ain’t witnessing no beauty, but it’s mostly about images of 变性美女, that’s transsexual beauty to all you ugly non-fashion people. I thought, “it shoud be meee!!!” but somehow I think the only Ambassador For Plastics Division gig I’ll get is for those tiny plastic chairs outside the noodle shop. Maybe for plastic chopsticks…