I’m off climbing again in sunny Jiulong again tomorrow for the weekend. Expect lots of dirty photos of drills going into rock and fridge-sized boulders plummeting earthwards. Of course after my awesome send of Thief two weeks ago, the pressure is on to actually climb something (especially after my fully wicked V16 triple ascent from a sit-start of my secret project – ok it was a dream last night, but cripes I was dynoing to two-fingertip micro-edges with style…). Preferably a limb-chewing bomb-bay off-width with skanky protection run-out to hell and above eviscerating forests of former cliff. I bought a harness for this? Who talked me out of bouldering?