Something about Miriam

In which a bunch of blokes vie for the attention of a beautiful woman and find they’ve seudced a transsexual, then proceed to show how hetero they are by punching out the producer, puking, and after announcing “Exploitation doesn’t come close to it. We all feel mentally raped,” going on to sue SkyTV and Bright Pictures.

Prime-rump exploitation now comes to real-aussie tv on Tuesday on Channel 10, just to make sure we all know she-males are the shit of the 21st century.

But Miriam has come out of it looking more dignified than those little boys, pulling off a Dana International with her website and single coming out. Maybe she’ll win the next EuroVision.