I received an email a few days ago from the click-happy folks at Drunk men work here: Breedster – Fresh Zero Content For Compulsive Clickers.

I have since spent my days as a bright red six-legged insect eating green stuff, shitting red (!) stuff and fornicating with as many as possible of the 575 (and rising) other insects across 11664 tiles of the donut-shaped grid. In 5 days I’ve had 13 partners and 6 children, including my favourite -CoW- Kick de Bom, who is truely the daughter of my heart. Memorable partners include Alison, and queeg, the transgender insect who has fast become a favourite on the grid. I don’t know where it’s all leading – maybe just to tendonitis from clicking too much.

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