Right Knee Meniscus MRT

Doing my regular-ish yoga … must remember that “feeling really good at the moment” is not a license to push and shove. Hello knee going pop! rip! Orthopaedic says, “Torn meniscus”. Orthopaedic does not do proper examination because German orthopedics as a body are a disgrace to the idea of medicine and yet have managed to wiggle their way into positions of Pförtner-hood. Nonetheless, off to a MRT.

Possibly my favourite medical examination. Loud extremely high-tech machinery and the peculiar feeling of being slightly stretched apart on the cellular level. I know one is not supposed to feel much of anything, but both times I’ve had this procedure, it’s been this same, very subtle sensation.

Results on a CD, messing about with odd software to output the medical .dcm image format to something useful. How about a movie?

陈莉莉 chen lili – the face of plastic surgery

Someone said to me, “lesbians are so 90s; trannys are where it’s at now”, and I thought, “eeeee!!! once again I am fashion!”. Anyway, 陈莉莉 Chen Lili, China’s transsexual answer to Korea’s Harisu is now the “image ambassador” of the Plastics Division at a hospital in Fuzhou. I guess that’s in reply to Harisu advertising UFT tampons last year. She was also doing some karaoke at “相约‘三八’ 见证美丽” “meet on women’s day to witness beauty”… yeah, the translation ain’t witnessing no beauty, but it’s mostly about images of 变性美女, that’s email hidden; JavaScript is required" onclick="window.open(this.href); return false;">transsexual beauty to all you ugly non-fashion people. I thought, “it shoud be meee!!!” but somehow I think the only Ambassador For Plastics Division gig I’ll get is for those tiny plastic chairs outside the noodle shop. Maybe for plastic chopsticks…

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